Give Me the Heartland
April 18th, 2009 by Northern FarmerThis has been a day behind the steering wheel. The steering wheel of the newer tractor we have. Had it in the John Deere shop at the county seat this week to get a gasket replaced. Now normally I’d attempt a gasket job myself but on these newer ones, well, no. A tad bit too complicated. So after morning chores this morning it was on my mind to call the JD shop up and see if it was done with, and it was. But speaking of chores, morning chores to be exact, I figure I can cover that subject a bit before going onto the tractor subject. Now yesterday the first “official” calf was born here. We had a few from what I call unwed mothers, but now the main herd is deciding to populate the world. The herd spends its day mostly in the neighbor’s corn stubble field that’s directly north of our house. This morning all the cows came home for a taste of silage and I seen the calf didn’t come with and this was good news cause I didn’t get to eartag it yesterday. So as the cows came to the cow lot to have their bit of silage it was time to mount the Honda four wheeler and get out in the neighbor’s corn field and tag that calf. I had an idea abouts where it was and yup, there it was close to our yard. Now this field has only a single wire electric fence around it because of the extremely temporary time these cows will be on the field. Back to the calf, a day old calf and a feller couldn’t even get within ten feet of it as it was laying down, curled up so nice. That little brown whiteface calf took off like a shot! Under the fence at an incredible speed, through my yard, across the township road and slammed straight into the net wire fence we have on the land on the other side. The tagger was temporarily delayed because the electric wire had to be dropped while it was hot, drive the Honda over it and put the fence back up. A quarter mile away the calf was finally caught by pinning her between the fourwheeler and the net wire fence. Then the little rascal let out a beller and mama came running from the cow lot full steam, steamed! But luckily there was a netwire fence with to barb wires on top, plus an electric hot wire for good measure that dissuaded her from crashing across the gravel road to where tagger and balling calf were. And once the deed of tagging the calf was over with the only was to get her back to mother was to carry that little kicking ball of dynamite across the road, down the other ditch and lift her over the fence and try and gently drop her on the ground by mama. It got done and that’s that for that!
After that was all said and done, as I said we were heading to the county seat to drop me off so I could drive the tractor home, a journey that takes an hour and forty five minutes. Not a bad drive, driving about a third of the way alongside the Mississippi River on a beautiful tar county road where I only met one car the entire ways. But the other county roads had plenty of Saturday morning traffic but no big deal. One thing stuck me today, almost everyone I met on the drive with the tractor did a hearty midwestern wave! And I tell you, it made me feel good! Of course when your from an area like this your kinda used to everyone waving, but on this slow trip with the tractor it did my heart good. Got me to thinking too, the difference between the city/suburbs and the real folks from the heartland! It is different here! And I like it and appreciate it!
Of course I was listening to the radio all the way home on the tractor, had me a country station on, one of those that plays old or classic country. Funny how when those folks were waving the songs were about the same thing, about the good country life where folks are friendly and life is good. Works for me! Then this afternoon I decided to haul manure now that the manure hauling tractor was home and was hauling it to the south place about two miles south of here and met plenty of Saturday afternoon drivers and one goofy skunk that stayed on the township road most of the afternoon. Every single one waved and I’m sure if I’da lingered around that not so bright skunk it would have waved too, but I didn’t want that!
This brought back memories of the big city trip a few short weeks ago, All those people, masses of humanity, and no interaction between anyone. Everyone just going there own way like they were alone on this earth. I’ll take the country every time over the city or burbs! This is the place to be for me! Around here if you see someone who ain’t waving either they are driving through from the city or are so wrapped up in the modern ways that they’re doing that disconnect that city folks do and bottle themselves up in a little shell. Alone, passing through but making no connection with the humanity around them.
Maybe I’m dreaming. And being that this is not a scientific study funded by a multi million dollar government grant I could be off a bit, but I doubt it. Country folk are much more friendly, much more neighborly, even to those who ain’t their neighbor. Reminds me of riding in that over crowded bus in Minneapolis a few weeks ago. If that would’a been out here the noise level would have been at a roar, everyone talking to everyone else. There, silence. Everyone staring straight ahead! No talking except for some low stuff between close friends who created their own little bubble. A feller couldn’t even strike up a conversation about the weather with these folks and it made me wonder, do they even realize there is weather that affects everything else? Weather is always a conversation opener in the midwest, (excluding cities), a general language style that is accepted in all rural areas by millions of folks.
I tell you, just give me the heartland and I’m a happy feller!

April 18th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Tom,
You’re not dreaming. One of the first things my family and I noticed after moving to the country from the city was that “country folk” are more friendly.
April 19th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Hey Russ!
I didn’t think I was dreaming this up!
That’s right! You folks moved out here from the city so you’d notice it much more than me. Now I ain’t saying there ain’t problems out here or we live in some sort of paradise or something, but its definitely a whole different world out here than in the metros! Much, much better in my humble opinion!
You and your family take care over your way!
April 19th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Tom,
Listening to the radio while driving the tractor? That must be one fancy tractor, betcha got a cab with a heater and a/c too! Sometimes in the winter I dream of a cab on the old Oliver 1850 when I’m spreading the manure, the rest of the time the only thing I want between my bald head and the sky is my straw hat! Whenever the wife and I go to Green Bay for an appointment or other visit, we are always in a hurry to get out again, saying to each other “thank God we don’t have to live here!”.
April 19th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Afternoon Brent!
Yup, its kinda a fancy tractor, pretty new too! A JD 6410. Got the works that’s for sure. Its really quiet in the cab too. Unlike the JD 4320’s cab. Yikes, they call it a sound guard and I believe it, all the sound stays in the cab!
Come out of that baby with your ears ringing let me tell you!
My favorite tractor in the summertime, cutting hay and stuff is the JD 2520 diesel. They don’t make em like that anymore, probably the best tractor ever built in my humble opinion! In the hot weather we have an umbrella for shade on it we got from Mills Fleet a few years ago and a better day can’t be found than sitting out there on a 90 degree day under the umbrella cutting some lush hay out in the middle of the section!
Now for the next couple hours we’re gonna haul some gravel from our gravel pit and fill in a few washouts on our field road near the creek, or what once was the field road, its heading for New Orleans by the looks of it! Easy way to spend a Sunday afternoon!
April 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
A hearty Amen…Green acres is the place for me ..farm living is the life you see..land streachin out so far and wide..Keep Manhatten just give me that counrtyside….( I haven’t left yet
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April 19th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
My “Amen’er” still is around eh
Well, when you go I wish you have a safe and blessed trip!
April 19th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Hey Tom,
Looking thru an issue of Poultry Tribune, September 1957, this evening. It amazes me how rich the landscape of this country used to be with poultry and egg farms, hatcheries, distributors, equipment manufacturers and feed suppliers. Virtually every state (all 48 back then) had a hatchery or a distributor for a major hatchery, names like Honneger, DeKalb, Hy-Line, Mount Hope, Babcock’s, Ames In-Cross, Ghostley’s (Anoka, Mn), Golden Rule, now all gone. And with the loss of these companies, with the movement towards “industrial ag” our rural towns and people have become poorer in more ways then just money-wise. Rural folks had to go to the cities to work, sent their children to the city for school (as the rural schools were closed) and then went to the “big box” stores to shop and small town businesses dried up and blew away. Tom, we are like the last of the Mohicans out here, really living on the land not just in a house on 2 acres.
April 20th, 2009 at 5:52 am
Morning Brent!
I know, I do feel that way about folks like us sometimes. The last of a breed.
I remember just seven miles from here in a small town was one of those hatcheries that you wrote about. Was there many times as a kid, it fascinated me! When I drive by there now I remember it so well, but to a person that didn’t know what it was it would never cross their mind that it was a small family hatchery.
That last sentence of yours got to me. “Really living on the land.” Well, that’s kinda the case, not putzing around raising a few hobby things and self appointing one’s self as an expert on everything. I tell you Brent, (and I hope I’m not going to far off here, but that sparked me), since being on this internet stuff it has never failed to amaze me how folks who DO NOT make their living off the land are the experts on the subject, (self appointed experts of course). Then some suckers who wish they were out in the country lap the garbage up that these “experts are peddling, both supposedly farming stuff and then they want to ramrod some religion down folks throat for good measure, with themselves being set up as some fearless leader that will tell them how to live a so called “Christian Agrarian” lifestyle. Hmm, I might just have to write a barn burner one of these days soon about just this subject. Then I can watch my site meter and laugh as all the misguided followers of these cults just bombard the old blog, then some gutless yeller bellies who will never make a living off the land eve,r will go tell their fearless Christian Agrarian leaders, and probably have to make a monetary donation to help the whimpering things survive another week out in the countryside.
Durn it Tom! What’s in that coffee this morning?? Got me going!